Prom. Prommm.
Point taken.
Can I answer that in my head?
Oh, god.
I should have thought before I talked.
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I'll know he's 'the one' when he makes me laugh.
Hello, I'm McKenzie Monroe! 18, and finally a senior here at WDH. I have the spirit of Minnie Mouse herself, which I guess I can see!
Oh, I live in room 14a. And if you can't find me, I'm probably hanging around with Colin somewhere. He'll always know where to find me for the most part.
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Prom. Prommm.
Entirely? That’s pretty broad.
You’re not My Little Pony?
That’s why it’s called love.
Do you see a cutie mark on my butt?
….Don’t answer that.
Prom. Prommm.
Even the part that sometimes has me slipping up?
Oh good. I always wanted a pony.
Entirely.
I’m not your pony. Rude.
Prom. Prommm.
Except for the whole…me thing.
That’s true.
Oh, well then. I’ll just call you a pony then,.
I love you and your youness. Entirely.
Am I very pony like?
Prom. Prommm.
No, i mean we’re traditional as in you’re a woman and I’m a man but like…everything else, all bets are off.
I don’t know? Do you?
Ahh. I don’t know about that. We love each other. That’s traditional.
Not to my knowledge, no.
Prom. Prommm.
Okay. Well we’re a . But other than that, there’ s not much.
Okay, fine. I’ll answer: of course. I’d love to go with you.
I don’t know…they fart rainbows and glitter. They can’t smell bad at all.
We’re a what..?
Yay!
Are you trying to say that I fart rainbows and glitter, Colin?
Prom. Prommm.
Nothing about us is traditional. I was happy scrolling through Craigslist but nooooooo.
Oh, you know. I think I have to think it over, don’t want to settle too soon.
Just a look? Well I hope I don’t give off a look. Yeah? Well…you smell like…unicorn.
That’s not entirely true, I don’t think. Aw, sorry to pull you away from it.
You’re going to keep a girl waiting? That’s not very nice.
You don’t. Unicorn? And what does unicorn smell like?
